Comics writer Ian Struckhoff, also known as photographer Ian X.
Reblogged from coasterchild
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Asked by hornswaggler
Thanks! It was really hard work, eating those tacos and coming up with that on the fly. But the proof is in the pudding. Taco pudding.
For your second question, Irving Forbush.
"Marvel’s Forbush Man and the Helmet Pot of Justice" has a nice ring to it, right? Phase 5, maybe????